It's been just over eight months since that fateful day in late November...when the entire world lost consciousness for approximately two months right before kickoff of the Wrigley game between Northwestern and Illinois. We have no way of knowing what might have transpired between November 20 and January 2, the day after the New Year's bowl games when we all miraculously woke up, but Ohio State vacated some wins and Cam Newton still remains at large or something.

Nobody heard much from "The Legendary" Evan Watkins, after That Thing That Happened That Was Kind Of Like The Show Charlie From "LOST" Was On Before It Got Cancelled And He Showed Up On "LOST" A Few More Times To Remind Us Why We Hated Charlie. That's not for lack of activity, though; our hero has had a productive summer.

We recently caught up with Evan by culling hours of security footage and debriefing a nationwide team of private investigators. You know, fan stuff.

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